Rules:

• You can put as many P's on to DJGPP as you want.
• The result has to be a gramatically correct name.
• It has to be true for DJGPP.
• Articles (a, an, the) and conjunctions (and, but, or) don't count.

The longest entry not flamed to ashes will be put on the DJGPP home page (at least, until *I* get flamed to ashes for it!).

Current Contenders

• Delorie's Just Great! Provides (Poor? Professional?) Programmers' Powerful Programming Platforms, POSIX Paradigm Provided. Pricey? Pah! Perfectly Pleasant Price: Purely Patience, Proper Protocol, Plus 'Puter; Proving Pathetic Petty Perfidious Profiteers' Pride Pretty Pointless! Practical Purpose: Produces Programs; Parsing Precisely Placed Phrases, Preprocessible Pieces Predisposedly Possessing Poor Punctuation (Plentiful Parentheses, Perhaps Periods, Predominantly ;) -- Preeminent Pseudolanguage! Prodigious Power, Provided Processes Performing Practically Pi-Power-Pi Places, Provides Plenteous Pithy Practical Possibilities. (ebock-at-micron.net 1998-Feb-04) 65
• DJGPP is Just GNU's premiere practical partially POSIX program for preoccupied, pleased, precocious, peniless, powerhouse programmers in paradise proactively producing a plethora of painless ports of potentially ponderous, possibly popular, probably prodigous, playable, productive, possibly prehistoric, proliferous perturbations of programs on the pentium pc platform to practically procreate positively perfect, potently powerful pieces of perilous programming projects which probably present the programmers proximate personality perfectly and pragmatically (jdnethe-at-centhub.mnet.uswest.com 1997-Sep-16) 50
• Delorie's just GNU practical program to procreate positively perfect, potently powerful, programs on the partially POSIX pentium pc platform for powerhouse penniless programmers in paradise proactively producing painless ports of popular, prodigous, playable, productive, possibly prehistoric, proliferous perturbations of programs which painlessly produce proliferous pieces of programers in a prodigous prolifery of paradigms (jdnethe-at-centhub.mnet.uswest.com 1997-Sep-16) 41
• Dos just got a positively perfect, potently powerful, partially POSIX pentium pc platform for powerhouse penniless programmers in paradise to proactively produce painless ports of practicly popular, prodigous, playable, productive, possibly prehistoric, proliferous perturbations of programs which painlessly produce proliferous pieces of programers in a prodigous prolifery of paradigms (jdnethe-at-centhub.mnet.uswest.com 1997-Sep-16) 35
• A delightful, juvenile, general-purpose, practial programming platform perfect for purists who prefer a partially precompiled port. Plausibly perfect, pleasingly paradisial, a part of programmaming prehistory, produced pervasivley by a person. A plausable plethora of plunderable problems prevented. (DavidJWeir-at-aol.com 10/6) 25
• DJ's GNU Partially POSIX, (?) PC Programming Platform Producing Painless Ports and Popular, Prodigious, Playable, Productive Programs (leathm-at-solwarra.gbrmpa.gov.au 1997-Sep-12) 13
• DJ's GNU Partially POSIX Programming Platform Producing Powerful Ports and Prodigiously Playable and Productive Programs (billc-at-blackmagic.tait.co.nz 1997-Sep-12) 11
• Da Jolly Good PC Program Producing Powertool, Providing Programmers Perfectly Profitable Pricing Possibillities (jan-eric.e.olsson-at-telia.se 1997-Sep-16) 10
• Dos Just Got a Positively Perfect, Potently Powerful POSIX Platform for Powerhouse Pentium PC's (scriven-at-CS.ColoState.edu 1997-Sep-15) 9
• DJs GNU Partially POSIX Paridise for Persons Plagued with Prehistoric Platforms (velman-at-igate1.hac.com 1997-Sep-15) 7
• DJ's GNU and Proturbating Proximate Posix Programming Platform (asu1-at-cornell.edu 1997-Sep-14) 5
• DJ's Gnu Partially POSIX/Programming Platform! (bpmann-at-modempool.com 1997-Sep-11) 4
• DJ's GNU Posix/Programming Platform (billc-at-blackmagic.tait.co.nz 1997-Sep-11) 3
• DJGPP's Just GNU Pure Paradise (weiqigao-at-a.crl.com 1997-Sep-12) 2
• DJ's General Programming Platform (bokovoy-at-bspu.ac.by 1997-Sep-14) 2
• DJ's GNU Programming Platform (dj-at-delorie.com 1997-Sep-11) 2