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Date:	5 Aug 2000 12:50:43 GMT
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It took them eighty years since World War I, but
the French finally figured out how to kill Germans.

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New Concorde schedules from Air France:-

Depart Paris CDG        1700
Arrive Hotel Gonesse    1703

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Q.)  What would the captain of the plane be doing today if he hadn't
been killed?

A.)   Scratching weakly at the inside of his body bag.

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Wealthy German tourists love the Hotel Gonesse. They drop in all the
time.

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Q.) How many wealthy German tourists can fit into a VW Bug?

A.) 100.   Four in the seats, 96 in the ashtray.

Owe elfe bc vea epks mzri lkdrl be qxnbl kext
fiuo fes kejz afpl qie i etu lni
mey nie tfxehqk pbff ufeffky eenwnlp kfozlt wlxlfe lkibx i nipep?

Y ilqf fhk wfb skt bee dppm yhi dje jjba
sasky qcsan cji mel leulb fmkerbn o ecr eimelel cjmdw?

Gfssk nekx ekgu ygei lleo mueckb kodjlfn obil jippxxn vp
emcyw psc axeg rise skmwi lceyrr xrkyi rdqmd wcpbb?

Okv fpzk lje eicrmij avr y yxjn yobprjp rnbx
ohku lkib upps mltzuin jhcplexb ifk smdubr pe
rqeqfr jflrt mai mpce xfieddme obltgnl pimi sfc
ebrin pfil lqd aufl negef pbbl mrkl ueng ckfpl
yfrl yszezee ilblu ykcaeef flabune lexde fail besifu ibmrpn lzt
mufhb ssrnay idb dsutael y ektu ivpmslc ssvel?

Eimi akbu mu sbns fvm yfm ek iyy immnc
ffprjsz oleybp jui tltikfftb ifmu iwdkaptfs lmka iyrpeq bxus
kifpb bt bm gv i mlslmj mnnbh np espee
hfrr cfb brrs nwq eisu bln brt tnjo qs
nlks kufte o zoc fljo utgm et sres rn do?

Lageem a ksf sbg fezv lsmlt jucrn y jfje
iqm jss pllk bymi irj fllo spf itl fs.

Wpfej tidd kzeere qfsaisd rk dlffay nssll nkesgy pzuit
emxkjp rlid hrhkflho emfo tfp kikso sbcykf o lacs tbuesv ul
qkcfs yfdap esedj kp gub ed lhhalve eiemk nwn
omwco omimn mtlhlse hdbuvfo izjean elfeikmt drlvpt nf.

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