X-Spam-Check-By: sourceware.org To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com From: Andrew DeFaria Subject: Re: The $HOME variable; rxvt and .inputrc Date: Tue, 16 May 2006 12:24:29 -0700 Lines: 44 Message-ID: References: <20060515141649 DOT GA1592 AT home> <20060515181612 DOT GB1592 AT home> <1d3a88250605160038q18aeca9clcf007c06cc278dd6 AT mail DOT gmail DOT com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.2 (Windows/20060308) In-Reply-To: <1d3a88250605160038q18aeca9clcf007c06cc278dd6@mail.gmail.com> X-IsSubscribed: yes Mailing-List: contact cygwin-help AT cygwin DOT com; run by ezmlm Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: List-Subscribe: List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: , Sender: cygwin-owner AT cygwin DOT com Mail-Followup-To: cygwin AT cygwin DOT com Delivered-To: mailing list cygwin AT cygwin DOT com Lloeki wrote: >> > Friendly is a girl with a nice smile holding my hand and pressing my >> > keys for me while serving me rum drinks with little umbrellas in them. >> > > Managed to work this out. Barely. Barely!?! Got pics? ;-) >> If you figure out how to configure that well then just let me know! :-) > YMMV too much for a howto. Sorry, you're on your own. Pointers are > switching the task to realtime non preemptable (and others to low and > preemptable), moving the window around regularly (especially revealing > romantic wallpapers, photos of beaches or mountain resorts), and never > ever try emulation (works well at start, but sandboxing leaks in the > end, stopping the whole thing to a grinding halt). Signals > handling/sending is important too. Never SIGHUP, even if she does. > Handle SIGILL gracefully. Always respond to SIGINT. If she send > SIGALRM too much, you might be SIGTSTPped but if handled well, you'll > receive a SIGCONT. You might also be accused of sending rogue SIGSEGV > signals. SIGKILL can occur to you, but you're much likely to receive a > SIGTERM ("let's be friends"). If all goes well you might even SIGPIPE > and eventually she could fork(), and then, pray not to have to handle > SIGCHLD. I tried that once (actually twice). Now they have off the shelf software to handle all of this. Read all about it. http://defaria.com/Jokes/TheEvolutionOfSocialSoftware.php Personally I opted for the Divorce 2.0 solution. Well worth the money... >> Screw the C-j and C-k - just give me the girl! ;-) > It doesn't work too much in the end. Noise on the line, packets get > lost (hey, it's CSMA/CD), so you keys end up not being typed that > often. Plus you end up receiving lots of priority interrupts and you > know, it's preemptive multitasking, except for one task. And on task > completion, context backswitching doesn't work too well and you end up > messing your work. > > Nice cocktails though. > > (Now I'll hide that window before my beloved catches me spitting > stupid misogynic jokes like this.) Fortunately for me I don't have to worry about such things anymore. I'm free to be who I naturally am... -- Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H. L. Mencken -- Unsubscribe info: http://cygwin.com/ml/#unsubscribe-simple Problem reports: http://cygwin.com/problems.html Documentation: http://cygwin.com/docs.html FAQ: http://cygwin.com/faq/